and shall i couple hell?

haha like a poet or whatever.

update: whatever this man did to himself necessitates an attendant running off the plane to buy him a new shirt

a hugely fat man in full Gamer Gear just did something horrible all over himself (cabin rumor indicates either vomit or feces as being involved somehow) and now the poor flight attendants are cleaning his seat. the plane has not even taken off yet.

I also just saw a young woman with a mustache tattooed on her… foot? which is so audacious that im kinda into it

it would be in everyone’s best interest if most men over 40 were allowed to wear halloween ghost costumes in lieu of trying to dress themselves. I don’t want to see your dick but I also don’t want to have cargo pants in my field of vision so you see my dilemma

golden crucifix
nestles betwixt the argent
chest hair of a dad

pleated babyshit-brown khakis can only be an elaborate prank that got way put of hand

yo viagra-dad, quit laughing at the family guy memes that your dude Golf Lundgren is showing u on his blackberry and buy a shirt that fits, dickshit

yo viagra-dad, quit laughing at the family guy memes that your dude Golf Lundgren is showing u on his blackberry and buy a shirt that fits, dickshit